CURTIS DEMPSTER
APPEARANCES
 2017-18
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NAME
CURTIS DEMPSTER
AGE
24
POSITION
STRIKER
PREVIOUS CLUBS
HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT
WORST TRAINER
BIG FINNER  BETWEEN ME BEING INJURED AND HIM SHOWING UP ONCE A MONTH           (I THINK I HAVE SEEN HIM TWICE  AT TRAINING IN 2 YEARS)
BEST TRAINER
WEE JACKO NEVER MISSES A NIGHT
SLOWEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
ROSS COWAN          (WEE MAN COULD WALK THROUGH A GAME)
QUICKEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
COLIN WATTERS           (KICK THE BALL DOWN SKEGONEIL HILL AND HE WILL RUN PAST IT FORGETTING THE BALL)
BEST MEMORY AT THE CLUB
PLAYING WITH CHRIS MORROW
MOST INTELLIGENT
RICKY MacAULEY    (WEE MAN COULD TELL YOU ANYTHING)
NOT THE BRIGHTEST
THE WATTERS BROTHERS  LOL                                                      (STILL SLEEP IN BED TOGETHER)
BIGGEST MOANER
I KNOW WHO EVERYONE ELSE WILL PICK BUT IM HARD DONE BY
CLUB CLOWN
TONY BURNS
 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE THE CLOWN OF BRANTWOOD
BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH
JORDAN THOMPSON
BEST PLAYER PLAYED AGAINST
ANDREA’S PEREIRA            GUY WAS A JOKE
FAVOURITE GROUND AWAY
DESERTMARTIN  ALWAYS FANCY DOWN THERE
LEAST FAVOURITE GROUND AWAY
DUNLOY  ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE IN FOR A HARD GAME
AMBITIONS WITH THE CLUB
THE SAME AS WHEN I SIGNED TO GET GET PROMOTION AT SOME POINT AND BUILD THE CLUB BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS
CLUB 5 A-SIDE TEAM
ROSS HUNTER IN NETS BASICALLY THE BEST 5 A-SIDE KEEPER BUT ONCE THE NETS ARE BIGGER ??????
 GLENN PIERCE AND CRICKY AT THE BACK BE HARD TO GET PAST THEM 2 ON A 5 A-SIDE PITCH (BIG GLENN’S CALF’S FILL THE PITCH)  CHRIS MORROW IN THE MIDDLE (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS WHAT A PLAYER)
 MYSELF UP TOP (AS I PICK THE TEAM)