JORDAN HERON
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NAME
JORDAN HERON
AGE
23
POSITION
GOALKEEPER
PREVIOUS CLUBS
COMRADES ANTRIM ROVERS  LOUGHSIDE
WORST TRAINER
HAS TO BE JANSY (SEEN THE FELLA THERE TWICE IN 3 YEARS)
BEST TRAINER

COULD HAVE BEEN RICKY OR JACK UT I RECKON ITS WEE JAMIE,NEVER MISSES A SESSION & ALWAYS SEEMS TO DOMINATE (WISH HE PLAYED LIKE THAT ON SATURDAYS)
SLOWEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
TONY BURNS    STILL WAITING ON HIM GETTING BACK FROM TAKING A CORNER
QUICKEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
OVER THE FIRST 15 YDS ITS DEFINITELY COLIN,BUT ONCE DYKESY GETS GOING HES A MONSTER
BEST MEMORY AT THE CLUB
PLAYING MY FIRST GAME FOR THE FIRST TEAM AGAINST GLEBE IS HARD TO TOP. BEING MADE CAPTAIN OF THE RESERVES TEAM IS UP THERE TOO
MOST INTELLIGENT
OFF THE PITCH ITS DYKESY,NOT AS DOPEY AS HE COMES ACROSS, BUT MOST INTELLIGENT ON THE PITCH IS ROSS COWAN,WHAT A PLAYER
NOT THE BRIGHTEST
ODDLY ENOUGH ITS PROBABLY SAM DYKES AGAIN
BIGGEST MOANER

ANYBODY WITH THE SURNAME DEMPSTER IS GOING TO BE BUTCHERED IN THIS PART,BUT GARETH COULD GIVE THEM A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY WHEN HR DOESN’T GET THE BALL TO FEET
CLUB CLOWN
JANCE ALWAYS HAS ME LAUGHING BUT BIG WAZZA HAS SENT A FEW SUSPECT VOICE NOTES INTO THE WHATSAPP
BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH
CURTIS DEMPSTER,SCARYWHEN HE’S ON FORM & NOT INJURED
BEST PLAYER PLAYED AGAINST
GLENN PIERCE IN TRAINING,KEEPS ME OUT OF THE FIRST TEAM CHIPPING ME EVERY WEEK
FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND
ENJOYED PLAYING AT COAGH AND AT DERGVIEW FOR THE CRAIC ON THE BUS
LEAST FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND
NEWTOWNE
AMBITIONS WITH THE CLUB
BRING BACK AS MANY TROPHIES AS WE CAN & CONTRIBUTE GETTING THE CLUB BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS
YOUR CLUB 5 A-SIDE
MYSELF
DYKESY
LECKY
COLIN
LUKE
THE 5 A-SIDE TEAM THAT NEARLY MADE IT TO BRAZIL