GLENN PIERCE
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NAME
GLENN PIERCE
AGE
29
POSITION
MATCH DAY CENTRE HALF  TRAINING CENTRE FOWARD
PREVIOUS CLUBS
BALLYCLARE COMRADES  CARNMONEY COLTS
WORST TRAINER
FROM THE LADS THAT ACTUALLY DO TRAIN  
CHRIS MORROW OR CHRIS RAFFERTY  (ALWAYS PULL OUT OF TRAINING)
BEST TRAINER
RICKY macAULEY NAILS THE BLEEP TEST EVERY YEAR AND NEVER MISSES A SESSION .IF HE DIDN’THIT A SHOT LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL HE WOULD BE SOME PLAYER
SLOWEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
NOT REALLY SURE   BUT MARC RAINEY IS USUALLY BEHIND ME WHICH IS A BAD SIGN ALTHOUGHHE (OR HIS DOG) IS RUNNING A MARATHON IN LOCKDOWN
QUICKEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB
RICKY macAULEY   EVEN THOUGH HE’S 40 HE CAN SHIFT–BENIFITS OF NO ALCOHOL INTAKE
BEST MEMORY AT THE CLUB
WINNING THE LEAGUE  JUST PIPS THE CLUB TRIPS AWAY TO MALAGA AND EL ARENAL(WEST GERMANY) SOME CRAIC
MOST INTELLIGENT
100% ME  BUT NOT COMPETING WITH MUCH
NOT THE BRIGHTEST
LUKE WATTERS    NO REASON NEEDED
BIGGEST MOANER
CURTIS DEMPSTER OR THE GAFFER AT THE REFEREE’S MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY
CLUB CLOWN
BRYAN RAINEY   THE GUY JUST MAKES ME LAUGH
BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH
PROBABLY ANDREW DOYLE
BEST PLAYER PLAYED AGAINST
LIAM BOYCE HE TURNED ME INSIDE DOWN AND SCORED 5 THAT DAY THINK IT WAS THE DAY MY DAD KNEW PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL WASN’T ON THE HORIZON AND IT WAS TIME TO FOCUS ON SCHOOLWORK
FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND
DESERTMARTIN   (BEST SPREAD ABOUT)
LEAST FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND
NEWTOWNE  (MILES AWAY AND THEY RAN HARD FOR 90 MINUTES OR BANGOR ALWAYS GOT TANKED
AMBITIONS WITH THE CLUB
JUST ENJOY THE REMAINING GAMES AND HOPFULLY WON’T BE TO LONG BEFORE WE ARE BACK AT IT
YOUR CLUB 5 A-SIDE
ROSS           (WE COULD ALWAYS BE STARTING A GOAL DOWN
                            AS HE WAS A CERT  TO GIVE AWAY A PEN)
FINNER         (NEED SOMETHING WORTH WHILE IN THE TEAM PIC)
BEAVER        (PASS HIM THE BALL)
LECKY          (FOR HIS RAINBOW FLICKS)
DEMPSTER  (WILL NEEDA SUB AFTER HE GETS HURT IN THE FIRST HALF)